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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

1 hour ago on September 2nd | J | 45,927 notes
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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

1 hour ago on September 2nd | J | 235,018 notes

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

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solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*

1 hour ago on September 2nd | J | 81,748 notes

stupidstagram:

women are more likely than men to develop a mental illness but you rarely hear about women going on shooting sprees because men won’t be with us or love us or fuck us, bottom line, if you’re willing to relate mental illness and mass murder while also refusing to relate misogyny to women dying at the hands of men, then bye bye no time for you 

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dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

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In case you though I was joking

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zaynofthrones:

hp cast + ALS ice bucket challenge

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seducingstiles:

because we all need void stiles in our lives

i miss void stiles so much omg

2 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 8,592 notes
Fill in this blank: I’m a badass because… (x)
2 hours ago on September 2nd | J | 2,626 notes

Suppose your office building is on fire. Jim, who would you save?

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